Quotes from the Movie Fat Albert

I'm Fat Albert.

Fat Abert

I don't have problems. I solve problems.

Fat Abert

I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.

Fat Abert

Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

Doris

This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.

Doris

I do not have a problem.

Doris

I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

Doris

Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

Doris

There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

Reggie

You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!

Reggie

Arthur! Learn the handshake!

Reggie

Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

Reggie

Aren't you the hip-hop fool.

Reggie

Mush Mouth says

Wierd Hal

I am so confused!

Dumb Donald